When Life Gives You Lemons

Trade them in for limes and drink some tequila.


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OMG It took me a second but THIS IS SO FREAKING TRUE

OMG It took me a second but THIS IS SO FREAKING TRUE

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zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

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lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

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